HAP HAZZARD

Creator: Steve Dillon
6 episodes: 1988-89, 1999

A perfectly charming series with a large, fun cast, Hap Hazzard is set on the trader's world of Fred's Planet and features our young heroes Hap and Tricky involved in life, love, con games and quick schemes. More of these would have been excellent, but humor series were never much in favor in the late 80s. The last story was a forgotten Steve Dillon 7-pager found without a script and used as a scriptwriting competition.

Reprinted? This series has never been reprinted. You'll need the original progs.

untitled, 1 episode [4 pgs], 2000 AD prog 561 (Feb. 1988). Story and art by Steve Dillon.

untitled, 1 episode [3 pgs], 2000 AD prog 567 (Mar. 1988). Story and art by Steve Dillon.

untitled, 1 episode [5 pgs], 2000 AD prog 588 (Aug. 1988). Story and art by Steve Dillon.

Life, 1 episode [4 pgs], 2000 AD prog 609 (Jan. 1989). Story and art by Steve Dillon.

untitled, 1 episode [5 pgs], 2000 AD prog 610 (Jan. 1989). Story and art by Steve Dillon.

Another Epic of Love, Death and Dry Cleaning, 1 episode [7 pgs], 2000 AD prog 1164 (Oct. 1999). Script by Hayden Nash, art by Steve Dillon.

HAPPENSTANCE & KISMET

Creators: Paul Neary & Steve Parkhouse
13 episodes: 1990

Read the first half of it twice, have no freaking clue what happens in it. Sorry, but it's that incoherent.

Reprinted? This series has never been reprinted. You'll need the original Revolvers.

Happenstance & Kismet, 13 episodes [66(?) pgs], Revolver 1-7 and Crisis 56-61 (July 1990 to Aug. 1991). Story by Paul Neary, art by Steve Parkhouse.

HARKE & BURR

Creators: Si Spencer & Dean Ormston
13 episodes, 1993-95

A light comedy series about a pair of traveling antique dealers in the Cursed Earth, this was a popular feature, and arguably showcased the best 2000 AD/Megazine work from its two creators.

Reprinted? This series has never been reprinted. You'll need the original Megs.

Antique and Curious, 2 episodes [14 pgs], Judge Dredd Megazine vol.2 #27-28 (May 1993). Story by Si Spencer, art by Dean Ormston.

A Hamster Horror Production, 3 episodes [21 pgs], Judge Dredd Megazine vol.2 #40-42 (Nov. to Dec. 1993). Story by Si Spencer, art by Dean Ormston.

Grief Encounter, 3 episodes [21 pgs], Judge Dredd Megazine vol.2 #47-49 (Jan. to Mar. 1994). Story by Spencer, art by Ormston.

Secret Origin, 1 episode [7 pgs], Judge Dredd Megazine vol.2 #83 (July 1995). Story by Spencer, art by Paul Peart.

Satanic Farces, 4 episodes [28 pgs], Judge Dredd Megazine vol.3 #4-7 (Aug. to Sep. 1995). Story by Gordon Rennie & Si Spencer, art by Dean Ormston.

THE HARLEM HEROES series one

Creators: Pat Mills, Tom Tully & Dave Gibbons
30 episodes: 1977-78

Characters from this series reappeared in Inferno and Judge Dredd and inspired the second series of 13 years later. Aeroball was seen played in Ro-Busters, probably part of Pat Mills’ desire to integrate concepts from different series into one “universe.”

Reprinted? This series been reprinted as a backup in some of the American collections, but the most comprehensive collection came in 2006's Extreme Edition # 13, which has the 27 episode story from the weekly.

The Harlem Heroes, 27 episodes [112 pgs], 2000 AD progs 1-27 (Feb. to Aug. 1977). Story by Tom Tully, art by Dave Gibbons (pts 1-25) and Massimo Belardinelli (pts 26-27).

untitled, 1 episode [? pgs], 1977 2000 AD Summer Special (July 1977). Story and art uncredited.

Berlin Stadium, 1 episode [10 pgs], 1978 2000 AD Annual (Sep. 1977). Story and art uncredited.

untitled, 1 episode [8 pgs], 1979 2000 AD Annual (Sep. 1978). Story and art uncredited.

THE HARLEM HEROES series two

Creators: Michael Fleisher & Steve Dillon
49 episodes: 1990-92, 1995

By many accounts, the revamp of Harlem Heroes was far and away the worst thing to ever appear in 2000 AD, an ultra-violent "gang warfare with jetpacks" story full of cliché, hackneyed dialogue and stereotyped characters. Tharg threatened us with the final story over two years before publishing it. Incidentally, 2000 AD hits its nadir with this unbelievable line in prog 705: "Hey! What the hell happened to our quintuple X-rated movie?"

Trivia: One of 2000 AD's more unusual art moments comes in prog 704. Kevin Walker became ill while the art was in production and Simon Jacob finished the episode over his pencils. But Walker had already completed two panels on the first page, which Jacob left intact, resulting in an incredibly odd mismash of styles.

Reprinted? An American miniseries from Fleetway/Quality ran for six issues and reprinted the initial storyline.

The Harlem Heroes, 28 episodes [186 pgs], 2000 AD progs 671-676, 683-699 and 701-705 (Mar. to Nov. 1990). Story by Michael Fleisher, art by Steve Dillon (pencils and some inks, pts 1-25), Kevin Walker (inks, pts 1-16 & 18-25, pencils & inks, pt 26, pencils, pt 27), Simon Jacob (inks, pts 17 & 27) and Kev Hopgood (pt 28).

Death Sport, 5 episodes [30 pgs], 2000 AD progs 745-749 (Aug. to Sept. 1991). Story by Michael Fleisher, art by Geoff Senior.

Grey Ghost Overflight, 4 episodes [22 pgs], 2000 AD progs 776-779 (Apr. 1992). Story by Michael Fleisher, art by Ron Smith.

Cyborg Death Trip, 12 episodes [72 pgs], 2000 AD progs 928-939 (Feb. to May 1995). Story by Michael Fleisher, art by Kev Hopgood (pts 1-3), Kev Hopgood & Stewart Johnson (pts 4-5), Kev Hopgood & "Siku" (pts 6-12).

HARMONY

Creators: Chris Standley & Trevor Hairsine
25 episodes: 1994-97

Harmony Krieg is a bounty hunter and hired gun who operates in the snowy wastes around Uranium City in what used to be Alaska. Her initial series was very well received, and she remained a popular feature through her final appearance, which saw her crossing paths with Judge Dredd in Mega-City One, but the character was eventually squeezed out as the 1997 contraction of the Megazine left it without space to continue the comic's recurring series. As her writer Chris Standley has apparently moved on from the business, Harmony has not returned.

Reprinted?: Sadly, none of Harmony has been republished; you'll need the original Megs.

Blood and Snow, 6 episodes [36 pgs], Judge Dredd Megazine vol.2 #55-60 (June to Aug. 1994). Story by Chris Standley, art by Trevor Hairsine.

Homeward Bound, 1 episode [6 pgs], Judge Dredd Megazine vol.2 #62 (Sep. 1994). Story by Chris Standley, art by Jim Murray.

Snow Blind, 1 episode [? pgs], 1995 Judge Dredd Yearbook (Sep. 1994). Story by Standley, art by Sean Phillips.

Transient 114, 4 episodes [32 pgs], Judge Dredd Megazine vol.2 #73-76 (Feb. to Mar. 1995). Story by Standley, art by Jim Murray.

Genocide, 5 episodes and prologue [38 pgs], Judge Dredd Megazine vol.3 #1-6 (July to Sep. 1996). Story by Standley, art by Steve Sampson.

Headcase, 3 episodes [18 pgs], Judge Dredd Megazine vol.3 #8-10 (Oct. to Nov. 1996). Story by Standley, art by Sampson.

The Piratical Legend of Anne Bonney, 1 episode [8 pgs], 1996 Judge Dredd Mega-Special #9. Story by Standley, art by Maya Gavin.

Hell Gate, 2 episodes [19 pgs], Judge Dredd Megazine vol.3 #18-19 (June to July 1996). Story by Standley, art by Steve Sampson.

Killer Instinct, 2 episodes [16 pgs], Judge Dredd Megazine vol.3 #24-25 (Dec. 1996 to Jan. 1997). Story by Standley, art by Steve Sampson.

HARRY KIPLING (DECEASED)

Creators: Simon Spurrier & Boo Cook
14 episodes: 2006

Reprinted? This series has not yet had time to be reprinted. You'll need the original progs.

Prologue, 1 episode [5 pgs], 2000 AD prog 1476 (Feb. 2006). Story by Simon Spurrier, art by Boo Cook.

Mad Gods and Englishmen, 3 episodes [15 pgs], 2000 AD progs 1481-1483 (Mar. to Apr. 2006). Story by Simon Spurrier, art by Boo Cook.

Whetting the Whistle, 2 episodes [10 pgs], 2000 AD progs 1492-1493 (June 2006). Story by Simon Spurrier, art by Boo Cook.

Something for Nothing, 3 episodes [15 pgs], 2000 AD progs 1497-1499 (July to Aug. 2006). Story by Simon Spurrier, art by Boo Cook.

The Hitman and Hermoth, 4 episodes [20 pgs], 2000 AD progs 1509-1512 (Oct. 2006). Story by Simon Spurrier, art by Boo Cook.

Winter Wonderbrand, 1 episode [10 pgs], 2000 AD "Prog 2007" (Dec. 2006). Story by Simon Spurrier, art by Boo Cook.

HARRY TWENTY

Creators: Gerry Finley-Day, Alan Grant & Alan Davis
21 episodes: 1982-83

Harry Twenty is a perfect example of a good early 80s strip. It's a rollercoaster adventure, with political overtones, extreme violence and bad puns. In some of the silliest naming ever in 2000 AD, the political prisoners aboard this orbiting prison satellite all have a name replaced by the number of years they've been sentenced. Naturally, a Japanese man named Sunset gets 77 years, hence 77 Sunset. Other great names are Root 66 and The Big Red One. Alan Davis contributes excellent art and villain Warden Worldwise is one of the most delightfully evil creations of his day.

Reprinted? This strip was represented by the Megazine in 2003. Previously, a colorized reprint was seen across several issues of the American 2000 AD Presents title.

Harry Twenty on the High Rock, 21 episodes [106 pgs], 2000 AD progs 287-307 (Oct. 1982 to March 1983). Story by Gerry Finley-Day, Alan Grant, art by Alan Davis.

HELLBOY

Character created by Mike Mignola
5 episodes reprinted in 2002

"Seed of Destruction," the initial storyline from Mike Mignola's Hellboyseries from Dark Horse Comics, was reprinted in the Megazine in 2002 as part of their "Beyond 2000" series, which also included reprints of classy things like Lazarus Churchyard and Scarlet Traces. Mignola has created an intricate universe for Hellboy and his associates in the BPRD and a number of very good trade paperback collections are available. A feature film was released in spring 2004.

Seed of Destruction, 5 episodes [93 pgs] reprinted in Judge Dredd Megazine vol.4 #10-14 (Apr. to Aug. 2002). Story by John Byrne, art by Mike Mignola.

THE HELLTREKKERS

Creators: John Wagner, Alan Grant & Horacio Lalia
29 episodes: 1984-85

A Western set in the Dredd universe, Helltrekkers isn't any good, but at least it sets up some interesting mythology that later Dredd stories would use. It concerns a "wagon train" trek in radiation-shielded tanks across the Cursed Earth, with dinosaurs, disease and mutants.

The Helltrekkers, 29 episodes [120 pgs], 2000 AD progs 387-415 (Oct. 1984 to Apr. 1985). Story by "F. Martin Candor" (John Wagner & Alan Grant), art by Horacio Lalia.

HEMLOCK BONES

Creators: Chris Lowder & John Higgins
2 episodes: 1982

A two-parter about the star of TV's Hemlock Bones -- Master-Sleuth being mistaken for Sherlock Holmes and teleported to another planet. At two parts, it's at least one episode too long.

The Great Detective Caper, 2 episodes [8 pgs], 2000 AD progs 289-290 (Nov. 1982). Story by "Jack Adrian" (Chris Lowder), art by John Higgins.

HEWLIGAN'S HAIRCUT

Creators: Peter Milligan & Jamie Hewlett
8 episodes: 1990

This is the wonderful story of a boy with quite a quiff caught in a world gone bizarre. Can he survive long enough to prevent the planet becoming just a rumor? Full of puns, sight gags and satire, this eight-parter contains some very funny material, not the least of which is our hero's lady love's full and beautiful name, Scarlet O’Gasmeter.

Trivia: Contacted for a quote for the collected edition, the Vidal Sassoon company replied it was not the sort of product with which they wished to be involved. The quote was duly used.

Top moment: Hewligan and Scarlet’s frantic bid for freedom is interrupted by transmissions of cult 1960s teevee shows and they find themselves trapped in The Village from The Prisoner.

Reprinted? Yes. Fleetway released a paperback edition in the early 1990s - complete with a cut-out hole in his hair in the front cover! - and Rebellion later released a hardback edition in 2002.

Hewligan's Haircut, 8 episodes [44 pgs], 2000 AD progs 700-707 (Oct. to Dec. 1990). Story by Peter Milligan, art by Jamie Hewlett.

HOLOCAUST

Creators: Alan Hebden & Lalia
9 episodes: 1978

Reprinted? This series has not yet been reprinted. You'll need the original Starlords.

Holocaust, 9 episodes [69 pgs], Starlord 14-22 (Aug. to Oct. 1978). Story by Alan Hebden, art by Lalia (pts 1-5), Magellanes Salinas (pt 6) and "Luis" (pt 7). (The artist of parts 8 and 9 is uncredited.)

HOLOCAUST 12

Creators: John Smith, Chris Standley & Jim Murray
9 episodes: 1996-97

Holocaust Squads, which were introduced in the Judge Dredd adventure "Father Earth," are Justice Department's last line of defense against major disasters in the city, and most of their number don't survive their almost certainly suicidal rescue missions.

Reprinted? This series has never been reprinted. You'll need the original Megs.

Skyfall, 4 episodes [24 pgs], Judge Dredd Megazine vol.3 #20-23 (Aug. to Oct. 1996). Story by Chris Standley & John Smith, art by Jim Murray.

Storm Warning, 5 episodes [30 pgs], Judge Dredd Megazine vol.3 #29-33 (May to Sep. 1997). Story by John Smith & Chris Standley, art by Clint Langley & Malcolm Davis.


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